Wabbit food

I ate a salad for lunch. Some form of grass-ious derivitive sprinkled with various sweepings from the cafeteria floor. All of it greased up with a dressing-like affair in a prepackaged cup, possibly something left over from defense department studies of Nazi torture methods.

At least.... that's what it tasted like as I choked down about half a blister packed tray of it.

I think I understand now why rabbits are prey animals. First, they don't have the energy to run far, and second.... after eating food like that, they lack the will to live.

Salad... it's what food eats.