If you want to impress me Mr. Store manager, it would best be done if your name badge wasn't written in sharpie, with a smiley face on it.
I found my favorite candidate for president:
Young student..... you stole tires from the school, mounted them on your car, and drove it to school the next day. This will not look good on your resume. In fact, I am pretty sure it qualifies you for a very special award. I'll be in touch.
Other young student..... yes, I know you were txt messaging during the theory lesson. The bright blue glow shining up into your face during the video portion was kind of a clue. Thank you for the temporary gift of the new phone. I can't wait till you get the phone bill next month. Oh, does your girl friend know about that picture on your phone? Your dad does, because I forwarded it to him. oops.
Dear guy with a tie.... Oh, never mind. You'd never understand this anyway.
I love this guy. If you get the chance watch some more of his youtube videos, or better yet, if you get the chance to see him live, do it. You will laugh harder than you ever have before.
And Walter is by far my favorite character of his.
Report him to the law. Chances are they will find some more of the school's missing stuff in his garage or redistributed to his friends, family or pawn shops. They usually aren't too smart. Drugs will do that to you.
"It is not advisable, James, to venture unsolicited opinions. You should spare yourself the embarrassing discovery of their exact value to your listener." Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957
"Sounds pretty great. But you know something? Sooner or later I rub everybody the wrong way."
"Love is the expression of one's values, the greatest reward you can earn for the moral qualities you have achieved in your character and person, the emotional price paid by one man for the joy he receives from the virtues of another."
As for me.... what love I have left will stay in it's cage, not to be released again. There is only pain on that path.
'Atlas Shrugged', 1957
"Did you really think we want those laws observed?" said Dr. Ferris. "We want them to be broken. You'd better get it straight that it's not a bunch of boy scouts you're up against... We're after power and we mean it... There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws. Who wants a nation of law-abiding citizens? What's there in that for anyone? But just pass the kind of laws that can neither be observed nor enforced or objectively interpreted – and you create a nation of law-breakers – and then you cash in on guilt. Now that's the system, Mr. Reardon, that's the game, and once you understand it, you'll be much easier to deal with." ('Atlas Shrugged' 1957)
Robert Heinlein
"Do not confuse "duty" with what other people expect of you; they are utterly different. Duty is a debt you owe to yourself to fulfill obligations you have assumed voluntarily. Paying that debt can entail anything from years of patient work to instant willingness to die. Difficult it may be, but the reward is self-respect. But there is no reward at all for doing what other people expect of you, and to do so is not merely difficult, but impossible. It is easier to deal with a footpad than it is with the leech who wants "just a few minutes of your time, please — this won't take long." Time is your total capital, and the minutes of your life are painfully few. If you allow yourself to fall into the vice of agreeing to such requests, they quickly snowball to the point where these parasites will use up 100 percent of your time — and squawk for more! So learn to say No — and to be rude about it when necessary. Otherwise you will not have time to carry out your duty, or to do your own work, and certainly no time for love and happiness. The termites will nibble away your life and leave none of it for you. (This rule does not mean that you must not do a favor for a friend, or even a stranger. But let the choice be yours. Don't do it because it is "expected" of you.)"
Zoe:Sir, is there some information we might maybe be lacking as to why there's an entire Fed squad sitting on this train?
Mal: Doesn't concern us.
Zoe: It kinda concerns me
Zoe: You don't think that changes the situation a bit?
Mal: I surely do. Makes it more fun!
Zoe: Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.
Ronald Reagan said:
'Government is like a baby: An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.'
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i think they should watch this video...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWxVKLt1CRs
I love this guy. If you get the chance watch some more of his youtube videos, or better yet, if you get the chance to see him live, do it. You will laugh harder than you ever have before.
And Walter is by far my favorite character of his.
Loved the Q&A town hall session!
Report him to the law. Chances are they will find some more of the school's missing stuff in his garage or redistributed to his friends, family or pawn shops. They usually aren't too smart. Drugs will do that to you.
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